The headline read "Are We Stupid?" For the vast majority, the answer is "yes".
channels.netscape.com/atplay/...acts.jsp
Found on a curling iron box "For external use only". KINKY!
channels.netscape.com/atplay/...acts.jsp
Found on a curling iron box "For external use only". KINKY!
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Re: Wacky Warning labels
Thu, June 29, 2006 - 10:09 AMI bought a can of squirt cheeze for snacks at work along with some crackers. I looked at the usage lable and there it was. " #1: For best results first remove cap."
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Wed, January 31, 2007 - 5:44 PMMy favorite has to be on the shampoo bottles: "Lather. Rinse. Repeat." I'm surprised that someone didn't sue over the fact that the bottle didn't say "Stop after one use of said product, then resume after hair becomes dirty." -
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Wed, January 31, 2007 - 8:41 PMIt's pretty damn ridiculous when your peanut butter jar has a label that reads "Warning! Contains nuts!" I'm like, no shit, Sherlock. It's fucking peanut butter!!!!! -
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Thu, February 1, 2007 - 5:30 AMOr sleeping pills that say "may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery when taking this product."
That's all we need: sleepdrivers...........
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Fri, April 13, 2007 - 9:50 AMi've begun collecting pictures of the warning signs posted places - the ones with the little stick figures in mortal peril.
one of my favorites is as you're leaving parking at the wilmington, nc airport. it shows a little stick guy getting squashed by the arm barrier thing that blocks you from leaving the parking lot 'till you pay.
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Fri, April 13, 2007 - 10:10 AMOn a rotating cloth towel dispenser:
"Do not attempt to hang from or insert head into towel loop. Failure to follow these instructions may result in injury or death." -
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Fri, April 13, 2007 - 5:38 PMhmm, maybe i have found my quest in life, TO REMOVE THESE WARNING LABELS FROM EVERYTHING I SEE!!!!!!! talk about satisfying work. -
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Mon, April 23, 2007 - 7:46 AMThat should result into some interesting survival of the fittest. Darwin was a clever guy. I’m from Norway - we don’t have silly labels, because nobody sews anybody for stuff like that over here. But I have great fun checking it out.
I particularly like "Do not use for other use" some Japanese product I think. And the swedish chainsaw "Do not use on hands or genitals"
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Fri, April 13, 2007 - 8:35 PM"i've begun collecting pictures of the warning signs posted places - the ones with the little stick figures in mortal peril."
We collect 'em, too!:
www.petting-zoo.org/HWarning.html
Although not EXACTLY like your collection. -
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Sun, April 15, 2007 - 8:49 PMMy pleasure.
I think of it as evidence for future people that I do, in fact, put my life in peril with alarming regularity.
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Tue, May 1, 2007 - 12:21 PM
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Re: Wacky Warning labels
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 7:07 PMAwesome! You should post the photos!
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