I see stupid little people

topic posted Mon, October 30, 2006 - 2:19 PM by  Rydell
You know the ones I mean. The ones that are running full speed across a public area straight into your legs and then act surprised when they bounce off of you and crack their heads on the concrete. I've also had them trip on my foot and take a sliding tumble across the floor or run their heads into the very heavy, solid piece of merchandise I'm carrying. Is it wrong of me to enjoy hearing them wail?

Some stupid parents are not training their stupid kids to watch where the hell they're going.
posted by:
Rydell
SF Bay Area
  • Re: I see stupid little people

    Tue, October 31, 2006 - 3:06 PM
    If I had done anything like that I'd have gotten an assbustin'.
    Let the lil' shit run but choose a place where they shouldn't get hurt.
    If I ran into a tree, it was my dumnass fault for not watching.
    I was raised with strict rules but loosely chained.
    Oh, I needs must address this. Excuse me, but the little people aren't the stupids. The Parents are. If you know littlies, you know most of 'em haven't been hurt that much yet so the lil' shits simply don't know.
    "That's hot! Don't touch it!" I didn't know what hot was, but I found out. Real quick!
    "Hey, Ethel, the brat just ran off." "Which way did hey go?" "Hell, I don't know." Stupid parents!
    Stupid people are out breeding us. That scares me.
    • Re: I see stupid little people

      Tue, October 31, 2006 - 5:23 PM
      Yes, I agree that ill-behaved kids usually have slacker parents who don't have the balls to stand up to their child. However, having said that...I will still admit that I don't like other people's kids nearly as much as my own. But he's pretty well-behaved, and I taught him manners.
      • Re: I see stupid little people

        Thu, December 21, 2006 - 6:40 PM
        I now realize I shouldn't have said what I said before. I like little kids, because they haven't developed egos and they tell it like they see it. They will inherit this earth - and we need to take care of them, while we can, before their egos develop, so they become intelligent, empathic and caring individuals with enough brains to make this place a better world to be in.

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